e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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  • Most Anime: Senpai notice me
  • Ouran HS Host Club: Senpai go away
  • Ouran: Senpai I'm not your little girl
  • Ouran: OMG Senpai stop
  • Ouran: Senpai get out of my house
  • Ouran: Senpai stop following me
  • Ouran: Senpai get out of my face
  • Ouran: SENPAI PLEASE
  • Senpai: Why won't you notice Senpai!?!

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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ullarin:

kijikun:

fiftyshadesof-ofmiceandmen:

ask-rainy-water-princess:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

I take it you don’t have anxiety.

You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. 

You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.

I want that comment on flyers so I can hang them in my school

reblogging this one for the GOOD commentary.

If you’re going to tell someone to stop saying sorry say, “You don’t have to apologize to me.” and smile. If they say sorry again just say, “You’re fine.” and keep smiling and move on. The faster the situation is resolved the faster the person with anxiety can start to calm down. Please don’t get angry at someone for saying sorry, sometimes that’s all the person feels like they can do.

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fluffbutts:

petrak:

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

She better be a superhero/villain in her spare time. She could manoeuvre her way through a city in no time just by spinning from lightpole to lightpole.

I feel I should point out that while not being an olypmpic sport, there is an International World Pole Championship and a global pole dancing competition every year and they are amazing holyshit.
(and there are more competitions all over the world)
( thechangelingmedusa I’m sure someone’s told you buy now but if not, it is a secret serious sport and way cooler than the olympics)

fluffbutts:

petrak:

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

She better be a superhero/villain in her spare time. She could manoeuvre her way through a city in no time just by spinning from lightpole to lightpole.

I feel I should point out that while not being an olypmpic sport, there is an International World Pole Championship and a global pole dancing competition every year and they are amazing holyshit.

(and there are more competitions all over the world)

( thechangelingmedusa I’m sure someone’s told you buy now but if not, it is a secret serious sport and way cooler than the olympics)

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benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

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lavidavintage:

Definition of punk tbh

lavidavintage:

Definition of punk tbh

(Source: fvesos)

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

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spicyshimmy:

ranger-sebastian-vael:

randompandemic:

flawlesspenis:

*DISAPPOINTMENT INTENSIFIES*



omfg.


please please please see above for clarification. this is in response to the claim that the only reason bioware includes LGBT representation in game is because LGBT folk are bribing them with sex. patrick weekes is shooting down that claim from critics offended by LGBT representation in video games; he is definitely not saying that LGBT people are attempting to bribe him for content they want with sex. just. as clarification! i think the point is the opposite of what it seems to be from the top two tweets, so!

spicyshimmy:

ranger-sebastian-vael:

randompandemic:

flawlesspenis:

*DISAPPOINTMENT INTENSIFIES*

omfg.

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please please please see above for clarification. this is in response to the claim that the only reason bioware includes LGBT representation in game is because LGBT folk are bribing them with sex. patrick weekes is shooting down that claim from critics offended by LGBT representation in video games; he is definitely not saying that LGBT people are attempting to bribe him for content they want with sex. just. as clarification! i think the point is the opposite of what it seems to be from the top two tweets, so!

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